i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
kinda pissed about not being a mermaid
are these fall out boy songs
typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay