10knotes:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

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buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage


i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying


stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket


assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass


badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment


1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm



zac-afron:

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS THE SECOND VINE BY THIS GUY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND I THINK ABOUT THIS VIDEO 25 TIMES A DAY AND I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOSING MY MIND




basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world




pizzashrapnelblindness:

growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be


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