rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards


burgrs:

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid





bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs






weirdteenblogger:

typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"


oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it


rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay


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